Oct 17, 2011

Adventure Lantern: the Halloween issue

One more month, one more issue of Adventure Lantern without a gnomic contribution, but that will soon change. I promise. Anyway. What I meant to actually say is that the latest issue of lovable adventure gaming emag Adventure Lantern has indeed been released and can be downloaded for free from the AL site. Mind you, this is the Halloween issue and thus comes packed with horror stuff, including reviews of Dracula 2 and Alter Ego, but also an excellent interview with Agustin Cordes on the forthcoming Asylum.

22 comments:

  1. This should carry a warning not to read it with the lights out!

    ...I mean... not that you could...but

    :(

    (heads bag to comment draft board..)

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  2. Yes, well, metaphorically speaking you do of course have a point.

    (turns to the comment approval committee)

    I believe this comment stands.

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  3. :)

    (waves to the committee)

    well i take back all I said about the stupidity of committees and their infantile and ill conceived decisions...

    :(

    erm, I mean.. not that I.. really wasn't myself at the time...

    Gulp!...

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  4. (thankfully gnome had the foresight of buying off the committee in advance)

    Phew, that was close.

    So, where were we?

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  5. Am... (stares at script...scratches head)

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  6. Blog Narrator10/25/11, 1:21 AM

    Sigh!

    Take it from elderly heading back to the comment draft board, Gnome turns to the committee,

    and Gnome no ad-lib this time please.

    Maybe we'll all get out of here by midnight

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  7. Right. Sorry. SO, uhm...

    Oh members of the committee; oh fellow citizens, should we warn future generations of the dangers of reading the dark?

    Should the comment stand?

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  8. Blog Narrator10/28/11, 12:48 AM

    Brilliant! :(

    okay guys, let's wrap it up, I'll phone the extras department, see if we can book a crowd for next week....

    pity, this script had great promise

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  9. It would rival Twelve Angry Men.

    :(

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  10. No worries, we'll see our names in lights yet!

    :)

    (sits down, shares garabaldi biscuits with his friend as they wait for rent a crowd)

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  11. :) and I have the recipe too, preparation really for Irish Austerity budget...

    :( less they increase the VAT on them!!??

    (looks at watch....)

    Hey mr.Narrator.. any sign of the rent a crowd!?

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  12. (looks at Elderly)

    (looks at Narrator)

    (looks back at Elderly)

    (stares at Narrator)

    What the...

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  13. Microsoft update (verified and certified)11/6/11, 11:40 PM

    Sorry guys, system freeze... you'll need to reboot, and all your personal details have been sent to Microsoft.. thank you for using Windows

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  14. Wait!!!

    (picks up Gnome, carries him to a safe place til the update reboots...)

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  15. Phew...

    (yes, I can phew while unconscious)

    :)

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  16. incredible.. but fortunate, recovery should be a matter of minutes, hours even at a stretch, ergo very little brain damage....

    :)

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